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Aristophanes, Knights, 424 B.C.
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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Clive Staples Lewis
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
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Dr.
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises.
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Danish proverb
Where there is love, there is pain.
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Christopher Morley
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
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Eudora Welty
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
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Gerald Jampolsky
Forgiveness means letting go of the past.
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Phyllis
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Sir Winston Churchill
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
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John F. Kennedy, Speech to UN General Assembly, Sept. 25, 1961
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.
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George Bernard Shaw
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so it is no less obvious that freedom cannot be censored into existence.
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