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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 73
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Tao Le Ching
The more you know, the less you understand.
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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Carl Jung
I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.
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Thomas a Kempis
Carry the cross patiently, and with perfect submission and in the end it shall carry you.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avow--You are not wrong who deemThat my days have been a dreamYet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision, or in none,Is it therefore the less goneAll that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.
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Cicero
Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
You couldn't be that good and not know it, somewhere in your secret heart, however much you'd been abused into affecting public humility.
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Alfred Korzybski, His book, Science And Sanity
Any proposition containing the word is creates a linguistical structural confusion which will eventually give birth to serious fallacies.
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Benjamin Franklin, ?
To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
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Francis Bacon
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
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Latin Proverb
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
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William Bradford
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.
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