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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings - 197

Victor Hugo

There is no such thing as a little country. The greatness of a people is no more determined by their numbers than the greatness of a man is by his height.


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William Jennings Bryan

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays, First Series: Prudence, 1841

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.


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Ben Azai, Mishna

Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man who has not his hour, nor is there anything that has not its place.


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T. S. Eliot

This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsNot with a bang but a whimper.


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Ben Jonson

Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.


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Martin Luther King Jr., Letter from Birmingham Jail, April 1963

The church was not merely a thermometer that recorded the ideas and principles of popular opinion; it was a thermostat that transformed the mores of society.


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Solomon Short

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky


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Franklin D. Roosevelt

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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Joseph Conrad

It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth.


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Lucius Accius

A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in death.


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William Shakespeare

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.



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