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Humour Famous Sayings - 44
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Ivern Ball
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
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Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
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Walt Whitman, "Leaves of Grass"
Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?
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Arthur Goldberg
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
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La Rochefoucauld
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person
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Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it.
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Heinrich Heine
Wherever they burn books, they will also, in the end, burn people.
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Heraclitus, On the Universe
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
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Elizabeth I
All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Jacques Maritain, Reflections on America, 1958
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
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Gore Vidal, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993
Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
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Friedrich Von Schlegel
In actual life every great enterprise begins with and takes its first forward step in faith.
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