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Funny Famous People Sayings - 91
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Margot Fonteyn
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your need. I feel your feelings. My wisdom flows from the Highest Source. I salute that Source in you. Let us work together for unity and love.
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Earl of Chesterfield
Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do.
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Mouth organist Larry Adler
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
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Ivern Ball
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.
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Elbert Hubbard
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
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William Shakespeare
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just an charitable war.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walking (1862)
In wildness is the preservation of the world.
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Dalai Lama
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness.
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Dan McKinnon
Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.
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Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Man only of all earthly creatures, asks, Can the dead die forever - and the instinct that urges the question is God's answer to man, for no instinct is given in vain.
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