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Funniest Famous Sayings - 19
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Joseph Addison
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
...Him that I love, I wish to be free--even from me.
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Publilius Syrus
Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
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Milan Kundera
When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
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Bruce Sterling
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away. And what I thought was ten years away... it was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.
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Jacques Bossuet
The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them to be so, not because we have seen them for what they are.
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Andrew Carnegie
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
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Frederick Douglas
Those who profess to favor freedom, yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without planting up the ground. They want rain without thunder or lightening. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. The struggle may not be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will.
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Henry Kaiser
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
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Joseph Weizenbaum
Man is not a machine... Although man most certainly processes information, he does not necessarily process it in the way computers do. Computers and men are not species of the same genus... However much intelligence computers may attain, now or in the furture, theirs must always be an intelligence alien to genuine human problems and concerns.
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S. E. Lindsay
Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing the forces and materials of nature by means of organization, design and construction, for the general benefit of mankind.
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