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Silly Famous Sayings - 172
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Freya Madeline Stark
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
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Johann von Goethe
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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James Arthur Baldwin
To defend one's self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one day, be conquered by it fears must be faced.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Saul Bellow
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
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Jeseph Joubert
Never cut what you can untie.
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James Allen
A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
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Michael Monahan
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that He is of infinite cheerfulness. The omission has caused the world much tribulation.
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Daniel Webster
If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time will efface it if we rear temples, they will crumble into dust but if we work upon immortal minds and instill into them just principles, we are then engraving that upon tablets which no time will efface, but will brighten and brighten to all eternity.
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Dale Carnegie
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
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George Washington
We ought not to look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dear-brought experience.
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