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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 66
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Kahlil Gibran
What difference is there between us, save a restless dream that follows my soul but fears to come near you
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Mahatma Gandhi
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Manley E. Rogers
Harvard doesn't consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they say he can always come back and finish.
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Edmund Spenser
A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that it may be very kind.
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William Gladstone
The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work ever struck off at a given time by the brain and purpose of man.
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Buddha
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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George W. Bush, Speech to the United Nations, September 12, 2002
By heritage and by choice, the United States of America will make that stand.
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Hofni Samuel
When in doubt, do without.
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Ralph W. Sockman
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.
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Theodore Ledyard Cuyler
God never built a Christian strong enough to carry today's duties and tomorrow's anxieties piled on top of them.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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Bill Stern
Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
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