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Funniest Famous Sayings - 79
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Arnold Daly
Golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf
And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.
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Chinese Proverb
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
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Agatha Christie
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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Norman Thomas
After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the cost to others, to win advancement.
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Edgar Allan Poe
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
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George Bernard Shaw
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about They are more true they are the only things that are true.
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George Bernard Shaw
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
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Bertolt Brecht
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.
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C. P. Snow
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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Andre Malraux
A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.
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