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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 187
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Benny Hill
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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John Stuart Mill
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or never the whole truth.
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Paul Goodman
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
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Marya Mannes
Generosity with strings is not generosity It is a deal.
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Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
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Jim Zelenka
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm...
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Ursula K. LeGuin
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
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The Dalai Lama
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If someone told me it wasn't 'fashionable' to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, 'Okay, YOU TELL ME what's fashionable'.' But he won't. And you know why Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, 'By the way, what's fashionable'
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Edwin Markham
The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in this sun-illuminated universe? Why should there be green earth under our feet?
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Ramsey Clark
Who will protect the public when the police violate the law
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