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George Jean Nathan
Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
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John Tudor
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
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Inigo DeLeon
The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
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Hellen Keller
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.
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Dean Gordon Brown
Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia engineering is not merely analysis engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change... Engineers operate at the interface between science and society...
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, message for Jefferson Day, April 13, 1945
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
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John Paul Jones
I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast for I intend to go in harm’s way.
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John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
Humans always have fear of an unknown situation -- this is normal. The important thing is what we do about it. If fear is permitted to become a paralyzing thing that interferes with proper action, then it is harmful. The best antidote to fear is to know all we can about a situation.
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Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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Annie Dillard
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
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Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought---particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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Bruce Kemper
Each of us, as members of the Body of Christ, has been given at least one spiritual gift. Besides this, there are the natural abilities with which God has endowed us. He intends these to primarily be used for the edification of the Body of believers. There is no such thing as a private gift (Rom. 126-8).
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