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Funniest Things People Say - 149
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Albert Einstein
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005
When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.
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Unknown
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.
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Edgar Watson Howe
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
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William Carlos Williams
The perfect man of action, is the suicide.
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Andrew Soloman, “The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression”, on his belief that grief is profoundly important for the human cond
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
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Lao Tzu
To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.
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Gaelic Proverb
He that promises most will perform least.
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Phillip C. McGraw
At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with how you're living your life doesn't matter. What matters is whether you're comfortable with it.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I greet you as the shapers of American society.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.
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