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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 198
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George Eliot
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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Milan Kundera
Anyone whose goal is 'something higher' must expect someday to suffer vertigo. What is vertigo Fear of falling No, Vertigo is something other than fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us which tempts and lures us, it is the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves.
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Author Unknown
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of success.
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Oprah Winfrey
As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.
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Dizzy Dean
It ain't braggin' if you can back it up.
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Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
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Henry Bromel
They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
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Jonathan Winters
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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Cicero
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment.
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Thomas Fuller
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Thomas Jefferson
The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
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