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Frank Bruno
Boxing is just show business with blood.
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Paul Valery
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
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Publilius Syrus
No one should be judge in his own case.
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Kurt Vonnegut
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, quoting a friend
Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
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Hermann Hesse
The man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money, the submissive man by subservience, the pleasure seeker by pleasure.
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Marquis de Sade, Aline et Valcour
Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to our desires, that we have the right to do so?
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Thomas Haliburton
Wherever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience.
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Miguel Cerbantes
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as does oil above water.
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Bertrand Russell
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
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