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Rebecca West
Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.
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Wayne W Dyer
Most people are searching for happines. They're looking for it. They're trying to find it in someone or something outside of themselves.That's a fundemental mistake. Happiness is something that you are, and it comes from the way you think.
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Andrew Schneider
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.
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Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it
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Michel de Montaigne
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection, otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books.
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Peter P. van Oosterum
If you do, it's too little. Just being will do.
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Josh Billings
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.
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Louis
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
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Jane Fonda
To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.
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William Hazlitt
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
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L. O. Baird
May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness, and tied with love.
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