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H. L. Mencken
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.
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Karen Horney
Fortunately psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
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Thomas Fuller
Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
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Matrix, The
Morpheus There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
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Dr. Joyce Brothers
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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John Maynard Keynes
In the long run we are all dead.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
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Sophocles, Antigone
The ideal condition Would be, I admit, that men should be right by instinct;
But since we are all likely to go astray,
The reasonable thing is to learn from those who can teach.
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Lord Chesterfield
Know the true value of time snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness no laziness no procrastination never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
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Lawana Blackwell
I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.
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