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Richard Jefferies
Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible.
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C. S. Lewis
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
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B. J. Gupta
Poor are poor because rich are rich.
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George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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B. J. Gupta
Men as well as animals do whatever makes them happy, differences lie in what makes them happy.
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Muriel Spark
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
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Chekov of Tolstoy
Reason and Justice tell me that there is more love of man in electricity and steam, than in chastity and refusal to eat meat.
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Homer, The Iliad
A generation of men is like a generation of leaves; the wind scatters some leaves upon the ground, while others the burgeoning wood brings forth - and the season of spring comes on. So of men one generation springs forth and another ceases.
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Robinson Jeffers
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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John D. Rockefeller
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
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Eric Butterworth
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind.
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Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement.
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