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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 160
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Atari founder Nolan Bushnell
Business is a good game - lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
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Plato
Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
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William Simpson, A.C.L.U.
What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?
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Gen. Peyton C. March
Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly bigger man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.
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Nancy Astor
Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.
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Holly Lisle
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
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Dag Hammarskjld
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
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Sylvia Plath
I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
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William S. Gilbert
Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
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Leon Battista Alberti
When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and the planets are within ourselves, then truly I seem to be living among the gods.
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Stanislaw I. Leszczynski
Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
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Albert Einstein, The World as I See It.
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
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