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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 196
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Frank A. Clark
We find comfort among those who agree with us--growth among those who don't.
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William John Bennett
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
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George Orwell
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
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Clarence Darrow
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.
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George Bernard Shaw, "Answers to Nine Questions"
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
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Harriet Braiker
Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.
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Don Mazankowski
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about.
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Sun-Tzu
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
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John Dewey
To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness.
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Andrew S. Tanenbaum
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
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Timothy Leary
A man without justice is a beast, and a man who would make himself a beast forgets the pain of being a man.
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