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Henry David Thoreau
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
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Author Unknown
Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman an excuse for existence, especially the word.
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Robert
Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life--learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
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Norman Cousins
We will not have peace by afterthought.
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Lao Tzu
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete.
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Homer
A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
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Plato
Laws are partly formed for the sake of good men, in order to instruct them how they may live on friendly terms with one another, and partly for the sake of those who refuse to be instructed, whose spirit cannot be subdued, or softened, or hindered from plunging into evil.
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John Owen
Unless men see a beauty and delight in the worship of God, they will not do it willingly.
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Edmund Everett Hale
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Jeremy Taylor
Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge of our oppressions, the sanctuary to our calamities, the counselor of our doubts, the clarity of our minds.
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Booker T. Washington
There are two ways of exerting one's strength one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
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