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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 158

Alexander Pope, Letter to Gay, October 6, 1727

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.


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Carl Sandburg

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last.


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Florida Scott-Maxwell

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.


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Thomas Jefferson

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.


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Lord Acton

The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit as the man who surrenders every right to the state. They both deny that right is superior to authority.


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Norman Vincent Peale

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities -- always see them, for they're always there.


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Rene Descartes

Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for everybody thinks he is so well supplied with it, that even those most difficult to please in all other matters never desire more of it than they already possess.


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Kahlil Gibran

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.


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William McFee

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.


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Hodding Carter

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.


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Henry Ford

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.



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