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Funny Famous People Sayings - 171
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invated by worry, fret and anxiety.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Compassion is the basis of all morality.
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Pierre Charron
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
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Douglas Adams
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
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From the I Ching
Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd.
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Joan Klempner
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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W. Somerset Maugham
When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
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Anderson H. Scruggs
Yet after brick and steel and stone are gone, and flesh and blood are dust, the dream lives on.
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Victor Hugo
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face. But you are life and you are the veil. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. But you are eternity and you are the mirror.
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Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
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Groucho Marx
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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