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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 18

Lucan

The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of the utmost danger.


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Oscar Wilde

The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.


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Hilaire Belloc

The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.


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Confucius

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it, to confess your ignorance.


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Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.


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Henry M. Wriston

Those who misrepresent the normal experiences of life, who decry being controversial, who shun risk, are the enemies of the American way of life, whatever the piety of their vocal professions and the patriotic flavor of their platitudes.


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Michelangelo Buonarroti

If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master.


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German proverb

No answer is also an answer.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.


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Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off

Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.


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George Bernard Shaw

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.


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Louise Erdrich

Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other.



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