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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 126
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Saint Jerome, Letter
The scars of others should teach us caution.
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Aldous Huxley
Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of rapidly spending the planet's irreplaceable capital.
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Gail Pool
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.
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Tom K. Ryan
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.
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George Washington
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.
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President Nixon, on the best wife for a president
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
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Thomas Fuller
Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.
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Lucretius
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
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Irish Proverb
Praise youth and it will prosper.
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Dante Gabriel Rossetti
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
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