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Eugene H. Spafford
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
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Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
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Hannah Arendt
Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up.
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Norman Maclean
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
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Epicurus
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not but remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for.
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Thomas Jefferson
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
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Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think they will get in; for I don’t believe there are any locks on that door, or any guards at the gate. I always imagine it is as it is in the picture, where the shining ones stretch out their hands to welcome poor Christian as he comes up from the river.
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Danish proverb
Children are a poor man's wealth.
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John Wyndham
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
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Rene Descartes
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
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George Santayana
That life is worth living is the most necessary of assumptions, and, were it not assumed, the most impossible of conclusions.
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Alvin Toffler
Humanity faces a quantum leap forward. It faces the deepest social upheaval and creative restructuring of all time. Without clearly recognizing it, we are engaged in building a remarkable new civilization from the ground up. This is the meaning of the Third Wave.
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