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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 20
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William Rotsler
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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T. S. Eliot
Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.
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Jane Austen
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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Bertrand Russell
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
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Tommy Boy
Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it
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L. M. K. Boelter
Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will perform optimally and economically.
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Oprah Winfrey
Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a different way to stand.
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George Burns
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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Henry Ford
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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Stephen Vincent Benet
Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.
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Miguel de Cervantes
The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the son of his own works.
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Rene Descartes
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.
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