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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 5
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George
Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
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Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
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Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Richard von Weizscker
Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer the secret of redemption lies in remembrance.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
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H.L. Mencken
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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Confucius
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
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Dan Parker
Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables 'Do not try.'
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Johannes Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice.
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Venezuelan Proverb
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
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Margaret Deland, O Magazine, September 2002
One must desire something to be alive.
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