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Funniest Famous Sayings - 199
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John F. Kennedy
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
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Denise Levertov
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
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Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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Samuel Johnson
Your aspirations are your possibilities.
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Tom Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power.
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Mohammed Ali
Impossible is nothing.
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Danish proverb
Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the sweat on the brow.
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Oscar Wilde
Beauty is a form of genius--is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon.
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Sir Edmund Hillary
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
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Benjamin Franklin, Letter to Jean Baptiste Le Roy (1789)
But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
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George Santayana
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
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G. Norman Collie
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else--and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
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