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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 46

Ovid

Love and dignity cannot share the same abode.


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Keri Hulme

It's the possibility that when you're dead you might still go on hurting that bothers me.


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Andrew Johnson

Our government sprang from and was made for the people -- not the people for the government. To them it owes an allegiance from them it must derive its courage, strength, and wisdom.


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William Arthur Ward

Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.


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F. Scott Fitzgerald

Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.


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Milton R. Sapirstein

There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic, the person in whom one impulse, one value, has assumed ascendancy over all others.


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Johann K. Lavater

Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.


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Samuel Johnson

I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.


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Ken Wisdom

A person determined never to be wrong won't likely accomplish much.


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Stephen Covey

The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.


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Alfred North Whitehead

It does not matter what men say in words, so long as their activities are controlled by settled instincts. The words may ultimately destroy the instincts. But until this has occurred, words do not count. - from Science and the Modern World


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Celia Green

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.



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