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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 93
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Burnadette Devlin, The Price of My Soul, 1969
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
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Nancy Mitford
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.
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Frank Herbert
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
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William Shakespeare
The worst is not So long as we can say, This is the worst.
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William Carleton
Careful with fire is good advice we know.Careful with words is ten times doubly so.
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Homer, The Odyssey
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.
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Joseph Stalin
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.
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Betty Naomi Friedan
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
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Dr. Seuss a.k.a. Theodore Giesel
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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Antiphanes
Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.
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Josh Billings
After enlightenment, the laundry.
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William Saroyan
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
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