Dennis Prager

Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be as happy as we can be. And if you don't believe me, ask a child what it's like to grow up with an unhappy parent, or ask parents what they suffer if they have an unhappy child.

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Jelaluddin Rumi

Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.

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John Lancaster Spalding

Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.

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Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.

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Dwight D Eisenhower

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football)

Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure.

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Hesketh Pearson

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

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Og Mandino

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.

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Lin Yutang

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undoneThe wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.

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Steve Wozniak

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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William Shakespeare

The soul of this man is in his clothes.

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Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

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