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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 196
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
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Woodrow Wilson, April 2, 1917
The world must be made safe for democracy.
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Sybil Adelman
Obsessions and fixations are not really my field. All I know, when the mind really grabs hold of something, look out.
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Mario M Cuomo
I watched a small man with thick calluses on both hands work 15 and 16 hours a day. I saw him once literally bleed from the bottoms of his feet, a man who came here uneducated, alone, unable to speak the language, who taught me all I needed to know about faith and hard work by the simple eloquence of his example.
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Samuel Johnson
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
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Franz Kafka
Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin impatience. Because of impatience we are driven out of Paradise because of impatience we cannot return.
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Thornton
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
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Peggy Noonan
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen.
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Richard Whatley
He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
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Andrew Schneider
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, and much more forgiving.
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Euripides, Phoenix
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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Oscar Wilde
Experience...is simply the name we give our mistakes.
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