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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 90
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Robertson Davies
A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
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Samuel Johnson
Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.
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Mother Theresa
There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.
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George Bernard Shaw, when asked on his deathbed, “What would you do if you could live your life over again?
I’d like to be the person I could have been but never was.
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Pablo Picasso
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 2
Frailty, thy name is woman!
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Jim Samuels
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
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J. D. Salinger
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Kahlil Gibran
We were a silent, hidden thought in the folds of oblivion, and we have become a voice that causes the heavens to tremble.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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William of Baskerville
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
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Augustus Hare
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
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