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John Wayne
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
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Baltasar Gracian
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
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John Updike
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
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Marie Louise De La Ramee
Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
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Virgil
Lat., Now I know what love is.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Conquering any difficulty always gives one a secret joy, for it means pushing back a boundary-line and adding to one's liberty.
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Anthony Burgess
I must say that acting was good training for the political life that lay ahead of us.
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Blaise Pascal
If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
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Zig Ziglar
The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.
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Publilius Syrus
Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
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Demosthenes
The fact speak for themselves.
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