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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 99
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Max Heindel
Music is the soul of language.
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Albert Guerard
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
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Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
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Plato
The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
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Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Robert Bakker, paleontologist
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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James Brady
For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.
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Miguel de Cervantes
There is no love lost between us.
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Oscar Wilde
Biography lends to death a new terror.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
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Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
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