T. S Eliot

We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started-- and know the place for the first time.

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Andrew Schneider

Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical.

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Unknown

That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.

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Will Rogers

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

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Amanda Medinger

Feeling passionate about something is like getting a peak at your soul smiling back at you.

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Oscar Arias

The effect of one upright individual is incalculable.

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David McIntosh

The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are '1

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Cindy Lew

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

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Robert Heinlein

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

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William Hale White

Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.

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Albert Camus

You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.

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Peter S. Prescott

Many books today suggest that the mass of women lead lives of noisy desperation.

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