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Funny Famous People Sayings - 161
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James Russell Lowell
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.
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Unknown
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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Sir Francis Bacon, Of Empire
For there is no question but a just fear of an imminent danger, though there be no blow given, is a lawful cause of war.
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Phyllis Mcginley
Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art, words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart.
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Robert Charles Benchley
The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
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Sybil Marshall
I had learned to respect the intelligence, integrity, creativity and capacity for deep thought and hard work latent somewhere in every child they had learned that I differed from them only in years and experience, and that as I, an ordinary human being, loved and respected them, I expected payment in kind.
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Anatole France
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
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Leo Tolstoy
Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.
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Le Duc de Levis
It is easier to judge a person's mental capacity by his questions than by his answers.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Learning is acquired by reading books but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge of the world, is only to be acquired by reading man, and studying all the various editions of them.
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Kilgore Trout, (Philip Jose Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time.
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