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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 8

Queen Victoria

I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.


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Eric Hoffer

A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.


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John Milton

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.


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Publilius Syrus

It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.


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Lois McMaster Bujold, Diplomatic Immunity, 2002

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reward of virtue is virtue the only way to have a friend is to be one.


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Alan B. Watts

I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.


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Robyn Davidson

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure , the process is its own reward.


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Patrick Henry, a speech before the American Revolution

Give me liberty, or give me death.


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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars.


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Charles Caleb Colton

Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.


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Arthur Rimbaud

Eternity. It is the sea mingled with the sun.



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