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William Pitt
Eloquence is in the assembly, not merely in the speaker.
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Georges Clemenceau
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
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Harold S. Kushner
I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
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Abba Eban
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
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Melaine Rawn, "Dragon Prince 1: Dragon Prince"
In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name of every other man she had ever looked at, whether they had touched her- and most especially where to find these men so that he could kill them.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 29, 2004
This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what you’re doing, or it comes out flat. You can’t fake your way through this.
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Charles Dickens
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
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Josiah Gilbert Holland
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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Rick Moranis
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Joe Namath
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
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William Blake
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
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Cullen Hightower
There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
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