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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 109
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Washington Irving
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.
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Franz Kafka
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
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Caecilius Statius, Synephebi
He plants trees to benefit another generation.
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Charles Schwab
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
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Vulgate
Behold the man.
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Irish Proverb
A light heart lives long.
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Ernest Hemingway
Never mistake motion for action.
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Hector Hugh Munro
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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Jim Rohn
For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward.
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Ralph W. Sockman
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
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Brenda Ueland
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers.
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William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 4 scene 7
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
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