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Silly Things People Say - 32
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David Shire
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can sort of be living together, but you can't sort of have a baby.
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Sir Winston Churchill
There but for the grace of God goes God.
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James A. Froude
Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes.
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Aristotle
We must as second best...take the least of the evils.
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Unknown
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked by the foot.
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Henry Miller
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
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Charles Dickens
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.
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Ramakrishna
Have love for everyone, no one is other than you.
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Neil Simon, in Playboy, Feb. 1979
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.
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Katherine Anne Porter
Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for the right thing.
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Elizabeth Elton Smith
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes one's own.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
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