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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 10
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Publilius Syrus
You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
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C. C. Colton
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail, our pride supports; when we succeed; it betrays us.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.
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Flora Colao
Life is playfulness... we need to play so that we can rediscover the magical around us.
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Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Clevand Amory
I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
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Saki
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Sir William Bragg
The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
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Bertrand Russell
All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation.
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Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
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