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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 163

Andre Maurois

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.


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Honore De Balzac

The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.


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Earl Riney

The stars are constantly shining, but often we do not see them until the dark hours.


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Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read.


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Ahad HaAm

The less their ability, the more their conceit.


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Alexandre Dumas

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.


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Author Unknown

To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have lived well


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George Gershwin, Porgy and Bess

Summertime, and the living is easy.


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Albert Einstein

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.


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don Miguel Ruiz

Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful art.


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Robert Burns

O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us.


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Louis Blanc

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.



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