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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 57
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Alfred A. Montapert
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.
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The Dalai Lama
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
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Anne Frank
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
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Aelius Donatus
Confound those who have said our remarks before us.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
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Fran Lebowitz
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Chinese Proverb
Climb mountains to see lowlands.
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Aldous Huxley
The silent bear no witness against themselves.
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Gypsy Smith
You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table.
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Robert M. Pursig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
I think that their flight from and hatred of technology is self-defeating. The Buddha rests quite as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer of the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demean the Buddha--which is to demean oneself.
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