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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 166
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Pearl Bailey
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
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Samuel Johnson
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.
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George Gordon Byron
Adversity is the first path to truth.
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Jim Bishop
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
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Arthur Cayley
As for everything else, so for mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
What am I afraid of I'll tell you a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's an honest question, and I'll try to give it an honest answer. First of all, did I say it was a poison feather
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Lee Iacocca
Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.
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Primo Levi
A country is considered the more civilized the more the wisdom and efficiency of its laws hinder a weak man from becoming too weak or a powerful one too powerful.
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Friedrich von Schelling
Since it architecture is music in space, as it were a frozen music.
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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko
To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep.
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Jimmy Demaret
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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Winston Churchill
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
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