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Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
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Samuel Butler
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.
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Paul Valery
What others think of us would be of little moment did it not, when known, so deeply tinge what we think of ourselves.
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Iris Murdoch
We can only learn to love by loving.
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Harry S Truman
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have.
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Axel Monthe
What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.
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Auguste Renoir
If the painter works directly from nature, he ultimately looks for nothing but momentary effects he does not try to compose, and soon he gets monotonous.
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Author Unknown
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
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Chiam Potok, The Chosen
Honest differences of opinion should never be permitted to destroy a friendship.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
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Mark Siegler
The coming together of two laudable movements -- death with dignity and cost containment -- concerns me Patients have a right to die. But do they have a duty to die
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