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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
If you never budge, don't expect a push.
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Albert Schweitzer
As we acquire more knowldege, things do not become more comprehensible, but more mysterious.
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Eric Hoffer
The uncompromising attitude is more indicative of an inner uncertainty than a deep conviction. The implacable stand is directed more against the doubt within than the assailant without.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Above all, we are coming to understand that the arts incarnate the creativity of a free people. When the creative impulse cannot flourish, when it cannot freely select its methods and objects, when it is deprived of spontaneity, then society severs the root of art.
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Jules Renard
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
The beginning is always today.
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Zelda Fitzgerald
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.
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William James
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.
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Confucius
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
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William E. Channing
Poetry reveals to us the loveliness of nature, brings back the freshness of youthful feelings, reviews the relish of simple pleasures, keeps unquenched the enthusiasm which warmed the springtime of our being, refines youthful love, strengthens our interest in human mature, by vivid delineations of its tenderest and softest feelings, and through the brightness of its prophetic visions, helps faith to lay hold on the future life.
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Leo Burnett
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
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King Edward VIII
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
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