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Virgil
Audentis Fortuna iuvat. (Fortune assists the bold) also Fortune favors the bold.
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Bible, Ecclesaistes 7:14
When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has made the one as well as the other.
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Blaise Pascal
The Knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.
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General Thomas Jonathon Stonewall Jackson
Never take counsel of your fears.
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Anon.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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David Joseph Schwartz
The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems before they arise, but to meet and work out difficulties when they do arise. We must be willing to make an intelligent compromise with perfection lest we wait forever before taking action. It's still good advice to cross bridges as we come to them.
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Glen Beaman
Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow.
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Kahlil Gibran
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals the other half out of fear of the people's wrath.
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Barbara Bush
The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not society's dream, her own personal dream.
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Mary Hirsch
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
To be idle requires a strong sense of personal identity.
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William Blake
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
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