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Clever Famous People Sayings - 48
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Sir Winston Churchill
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.
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Aristotle
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
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Burk Hudson
Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
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Mark Twain
Do something every day that you don't want to do this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
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James Abram Garfield
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should not grow old.
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Wayne Gretzky
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
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Abraham Lincoln
When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and true maxim that 'a drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.' So with men. If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend. Therein is a drop of honey that catches his heart, which, say what he will, is the great highroad to his reason, and which, once gained, you will find but little trouble in convincing him of the justice of your cause, if indeed that cause is really a good one.
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Walt Kelly
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts of tiny trumpets, we have met the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.
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Cicero
It is a true saying that One falsehood leads easily to another.
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Jim Samuels
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it.
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George Bernard Shaw, Candida (1898) act 1
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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