Francois Arouet

What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed and betrayed us, and the ministry preaches hate and murder. If there is a sane and reasoning voice in the Christian church today it is sadly silent.

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Saul David Alinsky

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters - one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.

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T. S. Eliot

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Cyrus Corteise

Not many can admit their fears, but those who can lead a fulfilling life of happiness knowing they hide nothing and need not to.

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Albert Einstein

Quantum mechanics is certainly imposing. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing. The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us closer to the secret of the 'Old One.' I, at any rate, am convinced that He is not playing at dice.

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Miguel de Cervantes

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

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Steven Spielberg

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?

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Bern Williams

September tries its best to have us forget summer.

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Katharine Graham

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?

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Carlos Castaneda

All paths lead nowhere, follow the path with heart.

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J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England", 1945

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

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W. Somerset Maugham, "Of Human Bondage", 1915

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

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